tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290828212009-02-20T20:44:52.635-08:00Maven GadaboutI have some things to say, darlings...Maven Gadabouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07644441705716509073noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29082821.post-1151376940650193412006-06-26T19:51:00.000-07:002006-06-26T19:55:40.660-07:00Intervening with ParisDarlings, I just returned from an intervention. I had the most awful time.Among my rather large collection of friends, lovers, and business associates, interventions tend to happen nearly every weekend in one part of town or another. It’s our own special way of saying hello to one another without having to dress up. I’ve had seven myself.Most of the time we’re intervening for reasons that Maven Gadabouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07644441705716509073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29082821.post-1150334994267202922006-06-14T18:27:00.000-07:002006-06-14T18:29:54.276-07:00Keep the mushrooms from CheneyDarlings!So sorry I haven’t written, but I’ve been away. Galahad, my webmaster (who loves to be called “master” and you know I don’t mind calling him that) is quite upset with me about it, and wants you all to know about something called an RSS feed. I’ve no idea what it is-- Galahad was holding a ball gag at the time, so I was sure an “RSS feed” was something very different-- but he insists itMaven Gadabouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07644441705716509073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29082821.post-1149646205058915712006-06-06T19:08:00.000-07:002006-06-06T19:10:05.073-07:00Door-to-Door MalkovichWe found Johnny Malkovich out by the pool today. It’s impossible to tell for certain how long he’d been sitting there and just staring at us, but Paco thinks it might have been since at least yesterday. He was under a number of towels, which made it that much more difficult to spot him.Oh, don’t worry darlings. He’s fine. Johnny is just unnaturally still. I remember the first time we met, atMaven Gadabouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07644441705716509073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29082821.post-1149306154940219532006-06-02T20:41:00.000-07:002006-06-02T20:42:34.953-07:00Speeding with the GoresI’m worried, darlings, about my dear friend Al.Al is one of my many brilliant friends, and like most of my brilliant friends he has at least one weakness about which he is painfully unaware. For some, like my dear astronomer friend Carl, who was cursed with paralyzing halitosis, it was something easy to get past. But Al’s weakness is that it is practically impossible to listen to the sound of Maven Gadabouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07644441705716509073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29082821.post-1149131972549362502006-05-31T19:48:00.000-07:002006-05-31T20:20:20.106-07:00Tommy Cruise, magnificent whinerHello darlings! Maven here, by the pool as usual. Just got off the phone with dear friend Tommy. Oh, you know which Tommy I mean; most people call him Tom, darlings, but he does respond to Tommy. (But not Thomas or Thom. Never ever Thom. The ‘h’ is silent but I guarantee you he will hear it like a subsonic whistle to a dachsund.)Poor Tommy is just beside himself with the response to his newMaven Gadabouthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07644441705716509073noreply@blogger.com0